May 2013
2 tags
shinee-pinee:
LIFE HACK
asap-tran:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
Filth from the Gutter: Transpornation #1 - Before... →
filthyguttersnipe:
My wife recently steered me towards the instagram of Melissa ‘Makeup’ Murphy and a regular feature she does where she makes and posts collages of porn starlets before and after applying their makeup before shoots.
The transformations are absolutely amazing, this woman has most certainly got…
bombliate:
how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it
cancune:
if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
themysterywhichbindsmestill:
ellen-deselfish:
goreandmutilation:
i said i was going to run away and get married but my mom said i
Thats a fricking rockmelon in Australia so this was the most confusing crap ever. “i said i was going to run away and get married but my mom said i rockmelon”
that’s what you australians get for naming stuff weird.
